Mid-Sweeps Report

November sweeps is a big deal in TV because that’s when your audience gets measured. During these Nielsen Ratings periods, local TV rolls out “special reports” to bring more eyeballs to their newscasts. Most TV stations are content to do stories about things like internet predators, violent video games, or the hot topic du jour, internet predators who prey on kids playing violent video games —but KTLA in Los Angeles has raised the bar. Or lowered it. They’ve pulled out all the stops this month with a story they call Done Up Down There, a report on shaping and coloring your pubic hair. And you thought tasering news anchors was bad.

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3 responses to “Mid-Sweeps Report

  1. Now there’s an in depth promo you’d like to get your hands on. Well, not actually handle it per se, but, well, you know what I mean.

  2. I’m seeing something with dancing colored triangles…

  3. The end is near…

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